CAMERON WINTERS Thanks for joining us for Episode 75! Premium subscribers, you can log in and get the premium version of this episode right NOW. In the studio with us today (actually a couple days ago) we have Doug Stanhope, Paul Provenza, Lynn Shawcroft, Gary Stockdale, and Eric Schwartz. Say PRAISE BACON if you're with me! JOE SWAM PRAISE BACON SIMON MAGUS I take it this is another pre-recorded episode (either that or someone traveled into the future, recorded the show, then came back and put a link to it) SIMON MAGUS Bacon shall be praised SIMON MAGUS If ***** had said "eat this bacon, for it is my body", I'd be tempted to go to church. SIMON MAGUS Of course, if the size of the communion wafers is any indication, churches would probably be passing out individual bacon bits. CAMERON WINTERS Those cheap fucks. All hail bacon! CAMERON WINTERS 8 minutes until we go live. Who's all here? Show yourselves! HEATHER HENDERSON It is I! The BigH! THE EMERY EMERY Bow before me! JOE SWAM I'm here HEATHER HENDERSON Hi Honey! THE EMERY EMERY hi baby! JOE SWAM Lotta red in here HEATHER HENDERSON CAMERON WINTERS Don't tell me the Ardent Atheist team is just talking to themselves while they listen to their own show. SIMON MAGUS Let there be blue THE EMERY EMERY that's true! HEATHER HENDERSON yup THE EMERY EMERY SIMON MAGUS any chance of getting Louis CK on the show? THE EMERY EMERY He turned me down. SIMON MAGUS THE EMERY EMERY i know THE EMERY EMERY I've never been very xlose to him, so he feels no kinship PHIL MAY Hello All SIMON MAGUS he's a Mexican Jew, what can you say? THE EMERY EMERY Stanhope on the other hand? I produced and edited one of his DVDs! CAMERON WINTERS He's not Jewish AARON HOOVER hey all SIMON MAGUS awesome PHIL MAY may the bacon be with you HEATHER HENDERSON What ever show is on there right now...sounds nasal and horrific. SIMON MAGUS agreed KEVIN STANLEY holy crap I'm on the wall! JENNIFER JONES Hello from Canada!! THE EMERY EMERY i muted it JOE SWAM Hi Jen! LARRY Praise Pork! THE EMERY EMERY hello everyone! JENNIFER JONES Hi Joe! PHIL MAY Hi Emery SIMON MAGUS If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? JENNIFER JONES Hi Emery! AARON HOOVER It does't i don't think they are filtering their mic, and It sounds like it's being recorded post VOiP which is dumb SIMON MAGUS Arizona Green Plumber? THE EMERY EMERY huh? THE EMERY EMERY wow PHIL MAY WTF? HEATHER HENDERSON hahaaa HEATHER HENDERSON the show on before us Emery AARON HOOVER if you were half man/half sausage which way would you have it? and why? SIMON MAGUS that's the name of the show on before AA KEVIN STANLEY he's like Joe the Plumber but he has gangreen (sp?) ERIC MOBILE KNIGHT Bacon HEATHER HENDERSON What the hell?!?! SIMON MAGUS you need to demand a better opening act HEATHER HENDERSON It shows our logo but someone else is talking. THE EMERY EMERY it's a small piece JOE SWAM I love when people who don't no better think I've mistyped "cuntent" HEATHER HENDERSON oh dang...that was weird JOE SWAM that should have said know better JOHN R ROGERS I don't no know better. JOE SWAM not no better...I don't no nothing HEATHER HENDERSON yahhhhhhhhh!!!!! AA is on! SIMON MAGUS Joe, the rest of them probably think you spelled content correctly AARON HOOVER new wall of reason is cool HERBY Hello every bunny HEATHER HENDERSON Hi Mr. Bunny! ERIC MOBILE KNIGHT Live my ass HERBY This wall looks great THE EMERY EMERY Someone ask me if I rape! JOHN R ROGERS It's my first time on the live chat, (BE GENTLE) OOH~~~~~~ SIMON MAGUS they are live...on the wall AARON HOOVER is there a genesis of "every bunny" other than it's cute as shit JOE SWAM on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ardent-atheist-emery-emery/id421753091 JENNIFER JONES Can I get in line if you do, Emery? HEATHER HENDERSON Cuntent! THE EMERY EMERY Ask me! JOHN R ROGERS plug it up should be a KISS song HEATHER HENDERSON Cuntent! JARROD RESLER Do you rape? HERBY RAGAN Already have subscribed THE EMERY EMERY I don't! NO! Nothing!! AARON HOOVER do you rape? PHIL MAY Sloppy seconds? SIMON MAGUS Keep your bacon off my penis AARON HOOVER bacon flavored penises ? HEATHER HENDERSON Sexy greasy seconds. HERBY RAGAN Wish I was there. HEATHER HENDERSON I WAS there. LARRY Your mom likes bacon wrapped around my penis. THE EMERY EMERY it was epic JOHN R ROGERS I would have died from cholesterol overdose BRUCE S. SPRINGSTEEN Bunny bacon! CAMERON WINTERS Frequent AA guest BJ Kramer donated his suite to us furing TAM so we could record! JOE SWAM Doug Stanhope: Would you Believe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExAw4hIhRIU HERBY RAGAN Next year in Las Vegas HEATHER HENDERSON It was The American Atheist's suite, with BJ Kramer providing the beverages. JOE SWAM I fuckin' love Doug Stanhope. I would love to see him live one day CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD FAKE NAME You guys were taping pod casts like mofos at TAM. I was lucky to make it to one of them HEATHER HENDERSON Sweet sexy beverages. SARDO NUMSPA looking fwd to the podcast which i will listen to in a few days or weeks as I am in antarctica AARON HOOVER why the move away from the FB wall of reason? is it just a streamlining move? JOHN R ROGERS its InstanTechnology. JOE SWAM Cuz fuck facespace...that's why THE EMERY EMERY this one doesn't suck? AARON HOOVER i agree but people can't seem to drop facespace.... PHIL MAY I get quicker response here JUSTIN LONGERICH Hello all. Jealous I missed TAM but hope everyone had a blast (I'm sure you did) JOE SWAM Hiya Justin AARON HOOVER i guess you aren't just "some people" im glad JENNIFER JONES It was awesome Justine JENNIFER JONES SORRY! HEATHER HENDERSON Justin, can't you tell by the audience on the recording? HEATHER HENDERSON Sorry!!! DARLA KOONE Well, okay then. HEATHER HENDERSON Hiya Darla! DARLA KOONE Heyas! JOE SWAM Hi Darla CAMERON WINTERS Here's why we are moving from Bookface: http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Falwaysupward.com%2Fblog%2Ffb-fans-arent-seeing-your-posts-and-how-to-fix-it%2F&h=rAQEpv-un CAMERON WINTERS Here's why we are moving from Bookface: http://alwaysupward.com/blog/fb-fans-arent-seeing-your-posts-and-how-to-fix-it/ JENNIFER JONES And sometimes the magicians are hot. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Do you believe in Magic? AARON HOOVER I'm glad about the move. I was just curious. JOHN R ROGERS I believe in Magicians DARLA KOONE lol JOE SWAM The magicians are hot (sometimes) PHIL MAY I usually go for the assistants BRADHOLE MCINTYRE This wall seems very reasonable JOE SWAM It's early JENNIFER JONES LOL AARON HOOVER fuck shit cunt HEATHER HENDERSON lolol JOHN HENDERSON Hey Heather ....What's goin on girl?! HEATHER HENDERSON That lady was crazy HEATHER HENDERSON JOHN!!! HEATHER HENDERSON You made it! BRADHOLE MCINTYRE shit...SHIT! How do I like comments?! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN http://youtu.be/RBVOYkhNb1o JUSTIN LONGERICH I will be in Vegas Aug 17-19. Of course, it's the wrong fucking month! PHIL MAY Censor Check Jesus *** Jebus SARDO NUMSPA this is fun JOHN HENDERSON Yea..thought I'd give a listen HEATHER HENDERSON yay JOE SWAM We'll both make it next year, right Justin? DARLA KOONE guy who created chess... that's a total stoner question. HEATHER HENDERSON YES YOU WILL JOE AND JUSTIN, Dammit. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Learning to be a one man band HEATHER HENDERSON Yeah, Darla...agreed DARLA KOONE JOHN R ROGERS do you need a drummer in your one man band? JENNIFER JONES Ooh, emoticons! BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Fight Club HEATHER HENDERSON Brad!!! HEATHER HENDERSON shhh JOE SWAM Cockzilla? JUSTIN LONGERICH If the No *** Band will be there, count me in DARLA KOONE that's fyte club to you! BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Shit! I just saw the rules. HEATHER HENDERSON Cockazoo CAMERON WINTERS We told you not to talk about Fight Club!... shit! JOHN R ROGERS the no what band? HEATHER HENDERSON NoGod Band AARON HOOVER I like the no *** band as the real title JOE SWAM The No Dog Band JOHN R ROGERS I CANT FIGURE IT OUT HEATHER HENDERSON The NoShit Band CAMERON WINTERS The No Band HEATHER HENDERSON Eric's voice....swooooon. JUSTIN LONGERICH Hahahahaha JENNIFER JONES Agreed. BRADHOLE MCINTYRE The word Fight Club won't come out of these fingers again. JOHN HENDERSON He went from JT to Marvin in one verse BRADHOLE MCINTYRE FUCK JOHN R ROGERS I just got hard. JOE AMMEL I just got here, and I'm hearing talk of blowing dildos and raping humpbacks? ... I feel at home! JOE SWAM haha HEATHER HENDERSON Aright joe! BRADHOLE MCINTYRE I ran out of lube JOE AMMEL Joe's in da house. \m/ HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Great! PHIL MAY Use bacon grease HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Always AARON HOOVER is there a contract with NDR? HEATHER HENDERSON LOL HEATHER HENDERSON specifically HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Gonna edit this song into iTunes. LARRY Is the video of the new song they performed at Sadirista's online anywhere yet? JOE AMMEL There is NOT, and never will be, any legit lyric that begins: "Okay, specifically..." JOHN R ROGERS whip that schwartz out JOHN HENDERSON Luke....use the schwartz!! HEATHER HENDERSON Sataristas.. HEATHER HENDERSON Satiristas... HEATHER HENDERSON damm HEATHER HENDERSON n HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Whooooo! JOE SWAM This is an amazing song! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Whoooooooo! HEATHER HENDERSON Who's gonna fuck the singerrrrr THE EMERY EMERY MAy the Schwartz be with you! BOBBY Yeah nice harmony LARRY DOH! Stupid fingers. JOHN R ROGERS that is a fantastic voice. SIMON MAGUS my wireless router just died JOE AMMEL Propositioning every woman in the room at the same time? That IS the singer's job! HEATHER HENDERSON lol BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Dis nigga right here? Dis nigga right here gots talent, B. THE EMERY EMERY hell, I would fuck im! HEATHER HENDERSON We know, Emery HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Going to steal this song (for open mic night). JUSTIN LONGERICH Hahahahaha, I'm tapping my foot ADRIAN Bacon? AARON HOOVER so i'm out on the road in at my sister's place in NC looking for a job. and fuck there a lot of churches here! is there an agreed upon location of the bible belt buckle? HEATHER HENDERSON LOLOL JOE AMMEL Is Jessye in the house tonight? RUSS CHRISTIAN This song is making me sad. JOHN R ROGERS bible belt buckle. RUSS CHRISTIAN No one wants to fuck the drummer JOHN R ROGERS I'm using that SIMON MAGUS this song is making me horny BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Jessye is shopping for a bachelorette shindig. THE EMERY EMERY whooooooooooo is gonna fuck the drummer?! SIMON MAGUS Pam Anderson RUSS CHRISTIAN Seriously! LARRY The bass player. JOE AMMEL Coolio. Thanks, Brad. BRADHOLE MCINTYRE I don't like not being able to be validated by people liking my comments. I don't know wtf to do. JENNIFER JONES I love me a bass player HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN ROTFLMAO DARLA KOONE ditto, Bradhole SIMON MAGUS I know Brad HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Heather Heather JOHN HENDERSON Interesting HH.....very!!!...cool time see ya...gotta go watch the end of the O's game JOE AMMEL Daaaamn, Heather! JOHN R ROGERS fuck, I gotta go. 'twas wonderful chatting with you for almost 20 minutes. keep eating babies everyone. HEATHER HENDERSON Bye John! JOE AMMEL Now I DO wanna fuck the singer... HEATHER HENDERSON There's more of me singing in the premium cuntent. BRADHOLE MCINTYRE I wanna suck the finger ADRIAN great tune! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Bravo! AARON HOOVER babies wrapped in bacon! HEATHER HENDERSON yayy PHIL MAY Great Start JENNIFER JONES Yay!! JOE AMMEL NICE plug, Heather! AARON HOOVER yayyy BRADHOLE MCINTYRE See? That would've gotten like 45 likes DARLA KOONE like... totally ADRIAN ditto JUSTIN LONGERICH By the way, what an amazing fucking lineup tonight BRADHOLE MCINTYRE I'm gonna sing that shit later when I'm gettin it in DARLA KOONE getting it in... what? HEATHER HENDERSON eww? RUSS CHRISTIAN I would have liked it but I'm way to pretentious to lik,e stuff these days. BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Anyone who's willing? JOE SWAM ME! BRADHOLE MCINTYRE WOOOO! TRUMAN BANCO Rule #1, as a singer at TAM once told us, you can plug anything you want, if you're The Singer. HEATHER HENDERSON Brad! Where's Jessye? THE EMERY EMERY wait for the next two weeks! THE EMERY EMERY amazing! JENNIFER JONES Me too! HEATHER HENDERSON Truman! HA! THE EMERY EMERY and "Skeptically Yours" has Penn Jillette BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Jessye is shopping for her friend's bachelorette party JAY hello people JENNIFER JONES I can't wait for Skeptically Yours THE EMERY EMERY Hi jay DARLA KOONE Hi Jay JENNIFER JONES Hi Jay! JESSYE Cameron is a cunt THE EMERY EMERY it launches Sunday, right Cameron? ADRIAN LOL CAMERON WINTERS Fuck you BRADHOLE MCINTYRE There's that hussie ADRIAN jesus fuck HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN :-) DARLA KOONE Yo! Adrian! AARON HOOVER Emery Emery is originally from what part of Kansas City? CAMERON WINTERS What launches Sunday? ADRIAN hi Darla! HEATHER HENDERSON Skeptically Your Cunt JUSTIN LONGERICH Sounds great Emery JOE AMMEL Emery's from KC??? JOE SWAM I'm skeptical of Cameron's cunt HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN > ADRIAN atheism makes you more cunt-siderate AARON HOOVER originally I thought could be wrong HEATHER HENDERSON I'm not, Joe SIMON MAGUS Kansas City, Kansas or Kansas City, Missouri? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN ? JOE SWAM ha THE EMERY EMERY We were so lucky to get the guests we got at TAM JAY haha JENNIFER JONES Rape is hilarious! ADRIAN lmao AARON HOOVER Not sure, Kansas I think ADRIAN perfect timing, JJ SIMON MAGUS As George Carlin said...picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd THE EMERY EMERY someone donated 300 bucks today! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Think of Daffy Duck Raping Porky Pig - George Carlin JENNIFER JONES Thanks! JOE AMMEL Tosh + buttrape = BEST JOKE EVER. HEATHER HENDERSON whaaa BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Rape lol ADRIAN $300 = so much win SIMON MAGUS wow...awesome JENNIFER JONES We do have the best sense of humour - but then it gets awkward... BOBBY Cant rape the willing! HEATHER HENDERSON it only gets awkward when the raping stips SIMON MAGUS forget cuntent, they should get premium cunt HEATHER HENDERSON stops JOE AMMEL BIBLICALLY knowing someone, that is! ADRIAN sure you can, Bobby~ BRADHOLE MCINTYRE This is getting too got BRADHOLE MCINTYRE *hot HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Heather, you can rape me whenever you want. ADRIAN got hot? listen to AA HEATHER HENDERSON rape is the new nigger ADRIAN where is the fuckin' like button AARON HOOVER the igger word HEATHER HENDERSON Ask Cameron JENNIFER JONES Too bad Heather & I aren't both still in Vegas RUSS CHRISTIAN I've never raped anyone but I did spend lasdt night in a Holiday Inn Express HEATHER HENDERSON yeah..boo HEATHER HENDERSON Rus..haha AARON HOOVER russ lol PHIL MAY Herby - I love your Wall Posts JOE SWAM I'd like to be in that room DARLA KOONE Ha! Russ... BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Anyone wanna buy Heather's "mask" off me when I recieve it? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Thanks JENNIFER JONES I'll get ya next year HH JAY i wish i could play this show in my gender studies. class SIMON MAGUS I've never had consentual sex, but I did rape someone in a Holiday Inn Express last night HEATHER HENDERSON WHAAATTTT Brad? CAMERON WINTERS The like button is right up your asshole. HEATHER HENDERSON lol HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN WTF HEATHER HENDERSON The like button is raping your asshole BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Oh. I thought that was happening AARON HOOVER why is prison rape tolerated? cuz fuck them they are criminals? RUSS CHRISTIAN Wow! You wouldn't believe the coincid....um...wait... ADRIAN there it is... thanks! AARON HOOVER that's not a reason JOE SWAM It's all cuntent SIMON MAGUS bend over so I can hit the Like button JOE AMMEL "Them is rapin' words." LMFAO JOE SWAM It's all cuntext JENNIFER JONES LOL SIMON MAGUS lol JOE AMMEL "He sure does have a purdy mouth." SIMON MAGUS Thomas Jefferson likes his coffee like he likes his women....hand picked from a field CAMERON WINTERS "First job in Mexico" CAMERON WINTERS HA! RUSS CHRISTIAN Well if it's good enough for Jefferson... RICK MC J Rapin' word? You should have eaten at Michael's. Every side ot the menu was the fuckin' side of the menu...only question was how kinky DARLA KOONE Who says cilANtro? HEATHER HENDERSON Who was that crazy lady!!!! JUSTIN LONGERICH Like my coffee like I like my women. Hot and full of booze JOE AMMEL "Cil-ant-ro." Someone call ShockofGod. We just proved there is no **** JOE AMMEL WHAT? G-d is censored here?! BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Rush Limbaugh 2012... lbs JENNIFER JONES Somewhat of a negro - HA! DARLA KOONE ha! JOE SWAM We're alll Africans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTxcpq8TtcQ&feature=player_embedded JOE SWAM all JENNIFER JONES LMAO DARLA KOONE That's rule #7 Joe BRADHOLE MCINTYRE I like my coffee like I like my women... already full of cream CAMERON WINTERS If *** turns out to be real, he'll uncensor himself JOE AMMEL Your FACE is African, Swam. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN More music CAMERON WINTERS BURN JOE JOE SWAM http://garystockdale.com/ HEATHER HENDERSON these songs are good for you. LISTEN TO THEM CAMERON WINTERS I mean BURN, JOE JENNIFER JONES Yeah, where's your comeback for that Joe SIMON MAGUS My cock is the only thing African about me JOE SWAM I'm not sure DARLA KOONE What's for dinner? Grandma! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Another one for my collection HEATHER HENDERSON Say hi to Paul Grasshoff! CAMERON WINTERS Gary Stockdale wrote the theme for Penn and Teller: Bullshit! JOE AMMEL Is ALL of this guy's songs about how he can't get laid? THE EMERY EMERY http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/GaryStockdale AARON HOOVER i like my coffee like i like my women ground up in the freezer HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN :-) JENNIFER JONES Nice Aaron! SIMON MAGUS lol BRADHOLE MCINTYRE The only thing african about me is my kids' real father JOE SWAM http://stockdalesound.com/ CAMERON WINTERS I like my coffee in elevators HEATHER HENDERSON lol Brad AARON HOOVER i lke my coffee like i like my women, strapped to the back of a donkey THE EMERY EMERY I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up with Ice. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN yeah HEATHER HENDERSON I take my coffe like I take my men. With a ball gag. PHIL MAY I Like giving coffee enemas HEATHER HENDERSON wait...lol HEATHER HENDERSON you would Phil CAMERON WINTERS I like my coffee like I like my women... raped. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN I like tea THE EMERY EMERY fag HEATHER HENDERSON I like my coffee like I like Cameron's coffe HEATHER HENDERSON e ANDREW POSNER Shit... I'm so late I'm entering Jason Auer territory... AARON HOOVER I like my coffee ground up and stored in an air tight container JUSTIN LONGERICH By the way, www.paulprovenza.com has expired. New website anyone? HEATHER HENDERSON yikes JOE SWAM You don't hear allegory enough in songs CAMERON WINTERS Provenz needs to pay his fucking bills JENNIFER JONES I was just thinking that Joe RUSS CHRISTIAN Oh ALLEGORY... now I get it. THE EMERY EMERY http://www.sho.com/sho/the-green-room-with-paul-provenza/home JOE SWAM http://www.satiristas.com/ works HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Bought the Chaos Radio CD BRADHOLE MCINTYRE I like my coffee like I like my women... cold and stiff THE EMERY EMERY Thnks Herby JOE AMMEL With a spoon in them! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Great song AARON HOOVER I like my women like I like my Scotch. 12 years old and all mixed up with coke. BRADHOLE MCINTYRE push your tits together ladies!!! JENNIFER JONES Times like this I wish there was video HEATHER HENDERSON hahahaaaaaa aaron JOE SWAM "Do I need to take my pants off?" Superfluous question HEATHER HENDERSON me too Jennifer...oh wait..i think there is BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Well done, Aaron JENNIFER JONES Excellent. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN This podcast will be another 5 stars on iTunes JUSTIN LONGERICH I like the live audience in the background DARLA KOONE Go up there and suck it. DARLA KOONE Indeed. AARON HOOVER podcasts recorded with an audience are usually great. different energy JENNIFER JONES Ringmaster or puppetmaster? JOE SWAM Provenza's Green Room was an awesome show, and it pisses me off there isn't a third season PHIL MAY What Joe said, SIMON MAGUS I need a beer too BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Bring back Green Room!!! DARLA KOONE Guiness, please. PHIL MAY Is he complaining? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Guinness for me too HEATHER HENDERSON he's totally gay! JUSTIN LONGERICH Green Room!!!! SIMON MAGUS R.I.P. Mitch RUSS CHRISTIAN So I'm listening to this in Montgomery, Alabama. I think it's a crime down here. PHIL MAY How do you spell smarmy? JOE SWAM It is Russ...it is DARLA KOONE In Oklahoma, too HEATHER HENDERSON you've done it Phil RUSS CHRISTIAN Sweet! JOE SWAM I think you got it Phil HEATHER HENDERSON what's a crime...podcasts? JUSTIN LONGERICH Your last name gives you a pass Russ RUSS CHRISTIAN Just this one BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Someone put Doug's booze I.V. back in! JOE SWAM Not trying to brag or anythin JOE SWAM g RUSS CHRISTIAN I know, It just tickles the shit out of me to post it AARON HOOVER is atheism really in the forefront? i thought atheist was the real new nigger HEATHER HENDERSON lol DARLA KOONE wow! CAMERON WINTERS "You aint nothin but cabbage" THE EMERY EMERY ha! JENNIFER JONES Your mum was a cabbage that talked. SIMON MAGUS All dogs go to Heaven, though THE EMERY EMERY dawgs HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN The word does piss off some of my friends JOE SWAM Sam Harris on the word atheist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8wK1lmiNXM AARON HOOVER I hope there is a gawd. i can't wait to raise against his sadistic ass JOE SWAM Raise against his ass? AARON HOOVER doesn't harris want atheists to be called brights? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN We were the one with the horns JOE SWAM I'm raising just thinking about that AARON HOOVER and rape his ass LARRY Brights. Dumbest fucking name ever. THE EMERY EMERY I hate "Brights" DARLA KOONE Yeah, that's gay RUSS CHRISTIAN Christ, "Brights" is worse than atheist at least for me. JOE SWAM I'm not a fan either. I didn't know that was Harris, though TRUMAN BANCO Brights? As in high beams? No. DARLA KOONE is secular okay? JOE SWAM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brights_movement HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN As in brighter than the dumb ass christians AARON HOOVER I dont' even like a label such atheist. not in a hippy tree hugging way. there are just some who are recgonized as atheists i don't want to be associated with\ RUSS CHRISTIAN I like calling myself an atheist. It says what I am better than anything else. Fuck 'em if they don't like it. DARLA KOONE I'm okay with "granola" JOE SWAM There SO could be a Batman!!! AARON HOOVER I'm batman JENNIFER JONES Can I fuck you then Aaron? HEATHER HENDERSON I am the batman AARON HOOVER I suppose so Jennifer JOE AMMEL BATMAN IS ****** FUCK YOU ALL!!! JENNIFER JONES You too HH DARLA KOONE I have a bat cave HEATHER HENDERSON why, yes you may SIMON MAGUS instead of changing the term for atheist, why not change the word for theists to "fucking retards"? JOE SWAM I was the original Batman JENNIFER JONES w00t JOE AMMEL G0D. BATMAN IS G0D! HEATHER HENDERSON LOL LARRY It was Daniel Dennet who came up with Brights. RUSS CHRISTIAN Lol JENNIFER JONES Yeah, you too Joe! AARON HOOVER i just got into an argument on FB the other day about wether or not i was really batman or not JOE SWAM That's a given JOE AMMEL Adam West is Jesus. JENNIFER JONES HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Adam West is my favorite Batman JOE SWAM that wasn't an argument JOE AMMEL Christian Bale is Satan!!! DARLA KOONE Awesome, Aaron LARRY I hate iPhone videos. AARON HOOVER cum to think of it i think it was on the wall of reason JOE SWAM It was with me. AARON HOOVER thats right it was you Joe. AARON HOOVER you are right it wasn't an argument i totally won JOE SWAM Yes, you totally did HEATHER HENDERSON Man, TAM was really great.....and exhausting. AARON HOOVER therefore Jennifer Jones is gonna fuck me DARLA KOONE I need a sugar daddy. Aaron, you have Bruce Wayne money? JUSTIN LONGERICH Nice roast of Provenza there Emery HEATHER HENDERSON I step out of the podcast alot to just simply go lay down. JENNIFER JONES YES, but I didn't fuck enough people THE EMERY EMERY Thanks HEATHER HENDERSON I didn't fuck ANY people. AARON HOOVER no i just have tony stark money JENNIFER JONES Really? HEATHER HENDERSON There was no time. SIMON MAGUS what about animals? JOE SWAM If only I'd have been there CAMERON WINTERS I was told to fuck myself a few times HEATHER HENDERSON By me DAVE LONG You can always make up for lost time. JOE SWAM Did you? JUSTIN LONGERICH Next year Jennifer, I'll be there to help ya DARLA KOONE I'm willing to be fitted for a cunt weapon. Get on that, Tony Stark JENNIFER JONES Thanks Justin! HEATHER HENDERSON Dave...the thought was there...the body refuses to follow AARON HOOVER bend over RUSS CHRISTIAN Old Cosby stuff still makes me laugh AARON HOOVER boom the aristocrats!!! RUSS CHRISTIAN Old Pryor too HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN CARLIN DARLA KOONE Just don't put an octopus on my ass, okay HEATHER HENDERSON old bugs bunny makes me laugh RUSS CHRISTIAN Yep\ AARON HOOVER i'm the living personification of Daffy Duck HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN All the old Warner Brother Cartoons. RUSS CHRISTIAN I knew shoulda turned left at Abuquerque JOE SWAM http://jamiekilstein.com/ HEATHER HENDERSON It's Curtains!!! DAVE LONG Darla, does the cunt weapon slice or eject? AARON HOOVER damn in the last few minutes i've said i'm batman, Iron man AND Daffy Duck I really need my own damn personality RUSS CHRISTIAN Wasawy wabbits! HEATHER HENDERSON lol JOE SWAM Daffy Duck and Batman at the same time? PHIL MAY Road Runner makes me laugh HEATHER HENDERSON Just be youself, Aaron. Which is a whore. SIMON MAGUS Darkwing Duck? AARON HOOVER don't forget tony stark JENNIFER JONES That'd be funny Joe AARON HOOVER nice Simon! DARLA KOONE I think it should eject.. Or maybe it's a maneater. Go crazy. LARRY Bugs is a transvestite. JOE SWAM And sexy JENNIFER JONES Totally DAVE LONG How about a flamethrower attachment? SIMON MAGUS Duck Dodgers! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Deep JENNIFER JONES Deep Provenza RUSS CHRISTIAN Yeah but he's a HOT tranny! BRADHOLE MCINTYRE DEEP CAMERON WINTERS Who let Provenza in here? HEATHER HENDERSON Hey..i have one of those for my vagina, Dave AARON HOOVER i can be a whore. PHIL MAY Love that CAMERON WINTERS Get him out of my podcast HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Duck Dodgers in the 24 and a 1/2 Century DAVE LONG Sometimes ya gotta clear some brush. CAMERON WINTERS It's mine now by the way AARON HOOVER cunt weapon HEATHER HENDERSON wtf did stanhope just do SIMON MAGUS coke? AARON HOOVER i'll even get paul bettany to do the voice. but it'll echo HEATHER HENDERSON lol THE EMERY EMERY hilarity DARLA KOONE We'll just put a bear trap in there and call it good. JOE SWAM I spit water at shrodinger's joke HEATHER HENDERSON there's already teeth THE EMERY EMERY Thanks, Joe AARON HOOVER and we are back to looney toons DAVE LONG You're gonna sit there while they flail themselves to death? RUSS CHRISTIAN I killed his cat JENNIFER JONES Vagina dentata HEATHER HENDERSON vagina dentures SIMON MAGUS have you tried to get Jon Stewart on the show? THE EMERY EMERY It;s almost over! CAMERON WINTERS I've either laughed or haven't laughed at that joke. I wont know until I hear it. AARON HOOVER vagina dentures awesome DARLA KOONE And rape. Definitely an anti-rape device. RUSS CHRISTIAN LOL JENNIFER JONES That is such a good idea HEATHER HENDERSON has anyone tried...clitter? SIMON MAGUS Stephen Colbert is a Catholic Sunday school teacher PHIL MAY Jon Stewart has some wicked skills RUSS CHRISTIAN By the way sumpthin' Acharya S. would be an amazing guest. JENNIFER JONES clitter? LARRY Teeth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE AARON HOOVER diamond studded gold teeth vaginia dentures DAVE LONG I think you want something that severs so you can make a getaway. HEATHER HENDERSON Clitter - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c JOE SWAM Clitter: For sparkly vaginas on a budget: http://jezebel.com/5535505/clitter-for-sparkly-vaginas-on-a-budget DARLA KOONE But I don't want some guy's schwang stuck in my coochie, either. JENNIFER JONES Who ISN'T into rape fantasy! BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Coochie AARON HOOVER the gerbil will eat it SIMON MAGUS I'm not an Archarya S fan JOE SWAM I'm into rape reality JENNIFER JONES Mmm, rape reality... JUSTIN LONGERICH Great as always guys!!!!! I gotta go but man, awesome lineup for TAM. Thanks Emery, Heather, Joe, and Cameron JENNIFER JONES Clitter looks itchy DARLA KOONE I have an octopus fantasy, too. It will remain a fantasy, thank you very much. HEATHER HENDERSON Anti-rape condoms with teeth: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20008347-10391704.html CAMERON WINTERS Bye Justim! JOE SWAM Later, Justin HEATHER HENDERSON Thanks Justin! CAMERON WINTERS Justin, even... JENNIFER JONES Bye Justin! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN ;-0 HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN ;-) that's better SIMON MAGUS I'm sure somebody out there has a fetish for condoms with teeth JENNIFER JONES Tag team rape JOE SWAM Air tight HEATHER HENDERSON Trape BRADHOLE MCINTYRE Hire someone on Craiglest like that dude in Idaho AARON HOOVER is rape still an olympic event? JOE SWAM Winter only RUSS CHRISTIAN Tantric rape DAVE LONG I heard the rape condom has to be surgically removed. JOE AMMEL She just wanted chocolate. AARON HOOVER it's gotta be a different skill set with the shrinkage factor HEATHER HENDERSON cliffhanger!!!!! DARLA KOONE boogers JENNIFER JONES Damn it! JOE SWAM Shrinkage? What's that? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Great Show JENNIFER JONES shrinkage? HEATHER HENDERSON craziest show ever! AARON HOOVER i read a little about it but couldnt' finish cuz my huge dick was blocking the page JOE SWAM So far away... HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN It is worth the $10 for the premium Cuntent PHIL MAY Great show, is it posted? JOE SWAM Yes RUSS CHRISTIAN Awesome show. Went by way too fast. Guess I'll have to run off and download my PREMIUM CUNTENT! HEATHER HENDERSON I'm singing more on the premium cuntent. SIMON MAGUS I'm raping you... from a distance CAMERON WINTERS Premium subscribers! This episode is available NOW in the premium section! JOE SWAM cuntent JENNIFER JONES I can feel it Simon HEATHER HENDERSON From a distance...the sky is rapey blue DARLA KOONE laters JOE SWAM Thanks for stopping by Darla SIMON MAGUS and the snow capped mountains cum HEATHER HENDERSON CUNTENT! SUBSCRIBE TO IT! DARLA KOONE thanks for the invite. AARON HOOVER damn the premium service its mine as soon as i find a job RUSS CHRISTIAN Later folks, and I LOVE the live chat! DAVE LONG I love the extra half hour, guys. Thanks for the show! HEATHER HENDERSON And we love you Russ RUSS CHRISTIAN Yeah I get that a lot CAMERON WINTERS Joe, please copy the chat for me. TRUMAN BANCO Love, love, love you, HH and EE. Looking forward to my Premium Cuntent. CAMERON WINTERS And FB message it to me HEATHER HENDERSON tune in next time when heather and emery say ridiculous things! AARON HOOVER wow i cant wait AARON HOOVER later all JOE SWAM Cameron, done HEATHER HENDERSON Buyyyyy Everybunny! HEATHER HENDERSON the premium cuntent HEATHER HENDERSON lol PHIL MAY That hour went fast ... so much great stuff ... can't wait for next weeks show. SIMON MAGUS great show guys HEATHER HENDERSON Thanks! THE EMERY EMERY Thanks for being here, everyone