CAMERON WINTERS Let's pray the chat doesn't crash this time! HEATHER HENDERSON Prayer is banned in this room. WENDY I'm zooming out for food. Back in a minute. HEATHER HENDERSON I'm here! JUSTIN VACULA Evening! HEATHER HENDERSON Hi Justin! JOE SWAM Hi everyone HEATHER HENDERSON JOE! SIMON MAGUS Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, please bless the Wall of Reason with your noodly appendages . Ramen. JOE SWAM That might work SIMON MAGUS 50/50 chance it'll work SIMON MAGUS sometimes the FSM says "no" JUSTIN VACULA FSM works in mysterious ways JOE SWAM Justin - I've been enjoying your blog. Great stuff! SIMON MAGUS It's alright, it's alright, it's alright...God works in mysterious ways HEATHER HENDERSON Wow.. how did the word *** get through the spam filter? HEATHER HENDERSON ...god HEATHER HENDERSON that's how HEATHER HENDERSON CAMERON!!!!!! JOE SWAM you can't keep ...god... down for long JUSTIN VACULA Thanks for the support, Joe HEATHER HENDERSON ewww SIMON MAGUS ewww what? TRUMAN BANCO Anyone get weird with Carmex this week? I'll pray for you. Wait... that's not what I meant. HEATHER HENDERSON *** eww SIMON MAGUS Is saying "God" like saying "Ni!"? SIMON MAGUS enough toilet talk...let's get to the toilet humor that is the Ardent Atheist TRUMAN BANCO Frogs and fish. Why are they excluded from the process of natural selection? WENDY I'm back! SIMON MAGUS I'm front! JOE SWAM Hi Wendy WENDY Hi Joe! WENDY Hi Heather! RICK MC J Waiting for kiss.... SIMON MAGUS I'm going to subscribe again just to get a kiss from Heather JOE SWAM http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ardent-atheist-emery-emery/id421753091 JUSTIN VACULA Yay chat WENDY Justin! I'm a fan! JUSTIN VACULA Hi Wendy Thanks for the support! HEATHER HENDERSON Hi Wendy! WENDY <3 HEATHER HENDERSON smoooooch Simon! JOE SWAM Craig Anton (Wiki) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Anton HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN hello HEATHER HENDERSON Herb! KYLE DELANEY But I can't see people's pretty pictures here. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN ;-) JOE SWAM Matt Champagne's blog: http://remainchampagne.tumblr.com/ KYLE DELOONEY Also I can change my name every time. HEATHER HOT ASS HENDERSON Me too! WENDY LOL! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN i do JOE SWAM Shelley's website: http://www.shelleysegal.com/ KYLE THELORDEY So you'll never know who's talking! HEATHER DA SHISNIT HENDERSON right! SIMON MAGUS why do foreigners always lose their accent when they sing? HEATHER HENDERSON la la laaaaaa JOE SWAM Saved: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-h_jNiSczw HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Somg skipped HEATHER HENDERSON herb...not on our end...probably NDR HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN okay, I'll check the youtube link later MOM I love her voice. She reminds me of Jewel a little. KAREN Gorgeous voice, love the song. How do you spell her name? I want to go get her songs when I have the money JUSTIN VACULA Shelly Segal HEATHER HENDERSON I wonder HEATHER HENDERSON i wonder HEATHER HENDERSON lie HEATHER HENDERSON s WENDY A skeptical song.... HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Very nice, reminds me a little of Ani Difranco MOM Hello, Heather. KAREN Just awesome KAREN Goosebumps HEATHER HENDERSON MOOOMMMM! KYLE D-BAG I'm pretty sure it's everyone's business what goes on between her thighs. HEATHER HENDERSON Nice Karen! MOM Hi, honey HEATHER HENDERSON hah Kyle HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Can't it be both TRUMAN BANCO "What if 'god' was one of... the utter bullshit things our parents feed us." JOE SWAM *** and spinach...both bullshit MOM Wow! Good song. Great voice. SIMON MAGUS nice truman SIMON MAGUS I like spinach HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN MMMMM Spinach TRUMAN BANCO Cow intestines, and religion. I couldn't stomach either particularly well. JOE SWAM He doesn't know what it means KYLE THE TRANNY Tenants? MOM Our parents believed what they taught us and they believed that it was detrimental to not teach us about **** KYLE INSANEY Glad he was jumped on immediately about that. MOM They were wrong but when you know better, you do better. KAREN Many atheists are also antitheists HEATHER HENDERSON https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151082045755816&set=o.208784532565082&type=1&theater SIMON MAGUS Now you know...and knowing is half the battle JOE SWAM Agnostics Suck!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTWlQaZ0DWo HEATHER HENDERSON https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151082047040816&set=o.208784532565082&type=1&theater HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN There is no evidence JOE SWAM Penn Jillette: There is no ...god... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5015557 JOE SWAM It's a synonym for orgy WENDY It's fun to go do stuff with other atheists. KAREN Totally have to invite him to the Ardent Atheist meetup WENDY The meetup is nice :-) DON DENATALE Hi all! JOE SWAM Hi Don WENDY Hi Don. RICK MC J I'm playing MtG right now... HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Penn Jilette "This I Believe" http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5015557 KYLE THE BRAINY Were you naked, Heather? JOE SWAM Herby, my post wasn't good enough for you? SIMON MAGUS I enjoy getting together with other atheists to eat babies and worship Satan DON DENATALE Joe, Wendy. It's good to see your names. JOE SWAM Dave Palumbo http://www.dvpalumbo.com/ HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN More is better TRUMAN BANCO Human Rogue! http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/magic_single_card.asp?cn=Deft%20Duelist MOM I'm opposed to gathering anywhere before 2 PM on any day. JOE SWAM I agree MOM for any reason HEATHER HENDERSON Go Truman! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman JOE SWAM Heather's card: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=49277435815&set=a.90564310815.86342.833695815&type=3&theater JOE SWAM https://gumroad.com/emeryemery JUSTIN VACULA I'm an avid D&D player I just finished the 3.5 Savage Tide campaign WENDY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Chaos Radio: Vile Disgusting Hilarious HEATHER HENDERSON This is me: http://www.dvpalumbo.com/personal/2010.html DON DENATALE Hahaha! KYLE D-SOMETHING Joe, Truman already posted the card. HEATHER HENDERSON This is me too: http://www.dvpalumbo.com/personal/2009.html HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN DUDE! Believe in nothing! MOM We have morals and we believe life has great meaning. KAREN Nihilist is like, "The world is pointless." Atheist is, "There is no god." Technically they're separate ideas. MOM nihilism |'ni??liz?m; 'ne-| noun the rejection of all religious and moral principles, often in the belief that life is meaningless. • Philosophy extreme skepticism maintaining that nothing in the world has a real existence. • historical the doctrine of an extreme Russian revolutionary party c. 1900, which found nothing to approve of in the established social order. SIMON MAGUS yes, Emery ANDREW POSNER Ah. I'm fucking late again. JOE SWAM Those are Neil Young fans! How dare you! JUSTIN VACULA absence of values KYLE DERANGED Watch The Big Lebowski for an in-depth discussion of nihilism. MOM Heather, that was the dictionary definition HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN When I think of Nihilist, I think of "The Big Lebowski" DON DENATALE I was, too, Andrew. KAREN If it did come from religion, we'd be so much more fucked up TRUMAN BANCO Or Nihil Diamond? ANDREW POSNER ha! MOM nihilism |'ni??liz?m; 'ne-| noun the rejection of all religious and moral principles, often in the belief that life is meaningless. • Philosophy extreme skepticism maintaining that nothing in the world has a real existence. • historical the doctrine of an extreme Russian revolutionary party c. 1900, which found nothing to approve of in the established social order. JUSTIN VACULA lol HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Don't make fun of The Jewish Elvis JUSTIN VACULA Atheism is ONLY lack of belief in *** - no more, no less MOM Give that to Em KYLE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON I'm so glad you brought that up, Emery. JOE SWAM Dan Barker: http://ffrf.org/about/getting-acquainted/dan-barker/ KAREN LOL JOE SWAM The video in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dup6xkvj1S0 MOM Dan Barker is great! He finally got it. JUSTIN VACULA Gahd works in mysterious ways JOE SWAM The short version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E0Bqa97tUI KAREN Like the movie The Invention of Lying JUSTIN VACULA Oh, but come on, he died for your sins :p MOM I loved that movie, Karen HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Not a good movie. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN But I love Ricky MOM Oh, why, I loved it. KAREN People want to feel relevant. They want to feel safe. And they want to feel large in a world that can make them feel small. JOE SWAM Hitch: Morality doesn't come from Big Brother: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAXUHEN27r0 KYLE THE WHAT? I love the Invention of Lying as well. JUSTIN VACULA I don't know, therefore Gahd JUSTIN VACULA ^^ WENDY http://www.cfiwest.org/info/suggestions.htm MOM Very funny JUSTIN VACULA Look at the trees. You can't explain that. Therefore Gahd. WENDY *** of the gaps HEATHER HENDERSON *** *** *** *** *** *** MOM We planted those freakin' trees. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN One note film! cute at the beginning but the comedy didn't hold up TRUMAN BANCO I definitely don't want to go to the same place most of those people are hoping to go. Blech. MOM He did it hundreds of times. SIMON MAGUS maybe *** only sends non-believers to Heaven JUSTIN VACULA ah, but who put the people who put the trees there... :p HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN that would be hell RICK MC J wipes away all tears.... MOM Our parents JOE SWAM Why *** Dries Our Tears: http://www.keepbelieving.com/sermon/1989-06-25-Why-God-Dries-Our-Tears/ KAREN Murdering people has nothing to do with it, if you ask religious people, though. We're talking a cosmic scale, here. Eternity in heaven and such. KYLE DELAUGHABLE I think I've just had an epiphany. If we evolved... from monkeys... why are there still monkeys? MOM The trees we have now were not around during the fake creation. SIMON MAGUS if you have no memory in Heaven, what is the difference between that and non-existence? JUSTIN VACULA "There is nothing the Good Lord and I can't handle" JUSTIN VACULA soul :p MOM Kyle, are you serious? WENDY Monkeys and people have a common ancestor... MOM nihilism |'ni??liz?m; 'ne-| noun the rejection of all religious and moral principles, often in the belief that life is meaningless. • Philosophy extreme skepticism maintaining that nothing in the world has a real existence. • historical the doctrine of an extreme Russian revolutionary party c. 1900, which found nothing to approve of in the established social order. RICK MC J Nature reported this weeks that trees are evolving in place...there can be major differences between the genome in the root and leaves over time WENDY Thanks Emery's mom. MOM nihilism |'ni??liz?m; 'ne-| noun the rejection of all religious and moral principles, often in the belief that life is meaningless. • Philosophy extreme skepticism maintaining that nothing in the world has a real existence. • historical the doctrine of an extreme Russian revolutionary party c. 1900, which found nothing to approve of in the established social order. TRUMAN BANCO Rogan gets dumped on, but I laugh every time I hear his mockery of the simplest believer. "I didn't come from monkeys, bro. I came from ****** bro." JOE SWAM I knew I liked Shelley MOM Hi, Wendy HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Stick with Apple!!! HEATHER HENDERSON Thanks mom!!!! JESSYE I'm here! Who missed me HEATHER HENDERSON Jessye!!!!!!! WENDY Hi Jessye KYLE JEWLANEY I missed you. HEATHER HENDERSON I missed you too! KAREN That'd be depressing. JOE SWAM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Leykis MOM You're welcome. I have more morals than when I was a christian. JESSYE SEDERGREN When is Pete Holmes coming on the podcast? MOM I have no one to forgive me now so I have to be good. HEATHER HENDERSON Love you mom! JUSTIN VACULA Ah, but why have nihilist JUSTIN VACULA it is meaningless :p WENDY Precisely, Mom! DON DENATALE Hey Jessye! MOM Love you, sweetie. JESSYE SEDERGREN I love Shelly Segal. We are facebook friends. Take that, bitches. JESSYE SEDERGREN Hey Don! JESSYE SEDERGREN I was protesting doing the live chat because no one can like my comments on here. It makes me feel less important and less hilarious. JOE SWAM Shelley at the Reason Rally: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UeUR7Td3fQ&feature=related KAREN I have a friend who is convinced atheism is a cult JUSTIN VACULA I met Shelley pic http://on.fb.me/NGT7Lx KAREN @jessye - I miss that too DON DENATALE Hahahaha! Consider that liked. KYLE GELATIN I sympathize, Jessye. CAMERON WINTERS Hey faggots. I'm on break. What's going on? Atheist stuff? KAREN When I have kids, I want to do Krismas with them WENDY I think people like to socialize and have friends - and religious people have that at church. JESSYE SEDERGREN My aunt thinks atheism is a cult HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Yay! Live! WENDY It takes some doing to get a bunch of atheists/skeptics/nonreligious people together to keep each other company. JUSTIN VACULA MOMENT OF BEDLAM JESSYE SEDERGREN CAMERON IS STILL HERE?! I WAS PROMISED HE WAS WORKING TONIGHT! I'M OUT! KAREN Not really, Wendy. There are plenty of meetup groups on meetup.com JOE SWAM http://skepticallyyours.net/ CAMERON WINTERS I am working Jessye Cuntergren SIMON MAGUS I went to my high school reunion and one guy got up and said "before we eat, let's all bow our heads and pray", then he proceeded to deliver a hilariously blasphemous prayer KYLE GELATINOUS Jessye, ask your aunt if it's possible to not have a religion. WENDY I was responding to that thought, Karen. I'm on the Greater LA Skeptics Meetup. KAREN oh ok JESSYE SEDERGREN Ohhhh...that was SO CLEVER, Cameron. WENDY http://www.meetup.com/skeptics-136/ HEATHER HENDERSON Hey! That's not an iPhone!!! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151082076060816&set=o.208784532565082&type=1&theater HEATHER HENDERSON What the hell??? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151082079690816&set=o.208784532565082&type=1&permPage=1 CAMERON WINTERS My morality is racist JESSYE SEDERGREN She's a good singer for someone who is going to burn. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Beautiful! HEATHER HENDERSON lolol! JOE SWAM Shelley Segal "We are Atheists" video w/ "My Morality" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDOl-MsUKHI JESSYE SEDERGREN in hell CAMERON WINTERS My morality has a tiny cock CAMERON WINTERS My morality smells like cunt HEATHER HENDERSON I know, Cameron. WENDY Hi Cameron :-) JESSYE SEDERGREN Your morality smells like me? CAMERON WINTERS Hi Wendy! JOE SWAM A tiny, cunty cock JESSYE SEDERGREN ...how does that work? JOE SWAM It doesn't DON DENATALE Don't encourage him Jessye. WENDY I'm clapping. MOM Very nice. Wow! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN I am going to learn this song. Bravo! CAMERON WINTERS That song wasn't funny at all. DON DENATALE Good song Shelley. CAMERON WINTERS What has AA become? WENDY Platinum rule.... it takes some effort. JESSYE SEDERGREN A place for alcoholics. RICK MC J Platinum rule is also flawed. Child molesting priests would like me to leave them alone. CAMERON WINTERS I live by my "Fake Rolex" rule. Just do whatever you want. JESSYE SEDERGREN I treat others the way I want to. Fuck off. RICK MC J Jihadists would like to be left alone so that they can blow shit up. MOM He said women aren't funny KAREN For others who want to be entertained: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDaYR-VUL_k KAREN Mr Deity's Hitch episode WENDY Oh no.... please don't talk about anti female today.... JOE SWAM The Falsity & Immorality of Christianity - Hitch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwlvUxqfbU KAREN *sigh* Nobody's perfect HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN He did not like female comics JESSYE SEDERGREN Let's get into this feminism shit. I don't think it has been covered. WENDY LOL! It is never ending.... KYLE BRAIN DAMAGEY The golden rule is a guideline to help you figure out how people probably want to be treated because you generally don't know how they want to be treated. It's like Occam's Razor, only dealing with the first guess you should make, not the final conclusion. HEATHER HENDERSON i know! JESSYE SEDERGREN Episode number 76 about this? JOE SWAM Hitch: Why Women Aren't Funny: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701 MOM Hitchens was wonderful in almost all ways and he made me hot. HEATHER HENDERSON love me some hitchens CAMERON WINTERS I'd fuck Hitch with a 10-foot-pole KAREN It's like the question of whether religion is a mental condition JESSYE SEDERGREN Heather, let's get back on topic. Cameron has a very small penis. WENDY When I had the opportunity to talk with him, I didn't know enough about him to understand. WENDY The timing sucked. CAMERON WINTERS It's so small. WENDY Like BJ. JESSYE SEDERGREN BJ has a small penis, too? MOM i didn't want to fuck him. I just wanted him to talk to me until I fell asleep. WENDY No! I mean she used to be an Orthodox Jew like BJ used to be. JOE SWAM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbos_goy KAREN Like these elaborate machines to do work KAREN Somehow getting around the rules WENDY In some communities it's very common. The non-Jewish person just knows what to do as if it is a job. DON DENATALE I like that early on in the history of our use of electricity, Judaism decided it was essentially a form of fire. JESSYE SEDERGREN Because it smells? JOE SWAM Fucking at her HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Not only goyim, I worked a Bimgo game for an Orthodox Temple (I was brought up reformed). They would take the money after Shabbos. JOE SWAM haha CAMERON WINTERS "Im going to make sex at her!" WENDY Geographically, there is an "eruv" - an area that is set aside by a rope or wire, where some sabbath rules are neglected. JESSYE SEDERGREN is the word *** still censored? JESSYE SEDERGREN yep KAREN There was allegedly an experiment done where the amount of money strippers made went up a ton when they were ovulating CAMERON WINTERS Alright, gotta go back to work. Don't break my fucking chat again, please. Thanks. HEATHER HENDERSON Fuck you Cameron. JESSYE SEDERGREN i love you cameron HEATHER HENDERSON lol Jessye DON DENATALE Dogdamnit! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN My Rabbi pushed me to read the bible... Thank you Rabbi for making me an Atheist JOE SWAM Peace, Cameron KYLE GRAINY How do we break your chat? MOM Hello, Cameron JESSYE SEDERGREN We are finally alone. JOE SWAM A little Jewish WENDY That's the truth - atheists are more interested in religion than practicing religious people are. KAREN It's fascinating WENDY And there are a LOT of Jewish atheists. KAREN In a car crash kind of way HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Zen Atheist Here!! JESSYE SEDERGREN Why do religious people deny that they are religious? They go to church, read the bible (allegedly), but say they aren't religious, they are "spiritual" DON DENATALE Shake your Buddha! WENDY What does a Zen Atheist do/think? TRUMAN BANCO The free hour goes by a lot faster when I'm not listening to it in the workplace. KYLE MCCAINY Jessye, there's apparently a stigma forming around the word "religion." SIMON MAGUS you never hear anybody say they are religious, but not spiritual JOE SWAM Wombat song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_GiAKeAbNc JESSYE SEDERGREN That's great, can we form a stigma around the word spiritual, now? KAREN TRUMAN BANCO I'd like to reduce the stigma around "atheist." HEATHER HENDERSON fucking gross! JESSYE SEDERGREN Why are we talkinga bout this again? JESSYE SEDERGREN *about WENDY I have heard people say they are 'spiritual' instead of religious... they are the ones that like astrology, eastern religion, higher power instead of *** WENDY I made the asterisks myself :-) JESSYE SEDERGREN Yeah, the fucking Alcoholics Anonymous people are all like that. Ughhhh. I hate them. WENDY Precisely.... those are the ones. MOM zen atheist http://www.ivarsonline.com/Ivars_InterestsPassions/ZenAtheism.htm JOE SWAM I tire of the idea, "I'm not an atheist because I believe in something bigger than myself". As if atheists are the ones that believe the universe were designed for them. JOE SWAM was not were...don't make fun of me KAREN I'm confused. Sometimes Emery says 'Dissident Radio' and sometimes he says 'New Dissident Radio'. Which one is it? JOE SWAM New Dissident Radio KAREN ok JESSYE SEDERGREN Em said they are changing the name to Dissident raidio? TRUMAN BANCO First shout out! I love you, Heather! (I'll keep c.. err coming.) HEATHER HENDERSON That's because it was going to be changed to Dissident Radio...and then the owner changed his mind. CHRIS ELZINGA hey.. I'm here today! HEATHER HENDERSON so now were back to newdissidentradio KAREN oh ok HEATHER HENDERSON Chris! JOE SWAM Hi Chris JOSH OBERG what was the old dissident radio? JUSTIN VACULA yay KAREN lol HEATHER HENDERSON Up his ass Josh JESSYE SEDERGREN I'm here today too, Chris. Stop trying to fucking take my glory.. WENDY radio for old dissidents JOSH OBERG im there CHRIS ELZINGA haven't done this chat room yet.. looks better than the facebook deally CHRIS ELZINGA sorry jess KAREN I think they're fun to shoot at a range and such, but have no interest in hunting and no need to own one KOOL DELANEY That list of people chatting was really short. How come? TRUMAN BANCO The dashboard TV + porn + Nick at Nite package is way better than the travel gun. JESSYE SEDERGREN Wrong, it doesn't. It's awful because no one can validate me by liking all my comments. WENDY That was in the news today! SIMON MAGUS dingo massacre? JOE SWAM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Australia HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN The Buddha had his deciples around him asking how long is a human life, one said 70 years, another said 60 years another says 80 years. The Buddha each time says no, then says "A human life is a single breath, each breath is a new life and a new chance for change." To me that is reincarnation. And I try to live Zen. HEATHER HENDERSON I like it...although if I were Cameron, I'd make it so we could see the names of everybunny in the room. WENDY The parents had to prove that they didn't kill their baby; that a dingo killed it. JESSYE SEDERGREN It was short because no one wants to be in the chat without me. HENDERSON #1 FAN FROM AUSTRALIA I got attacked by a dingo the other day! CHRIS ELZINGA guns is fucked up JOSH OBERG that is some hippy crap JOE SWAM A lot of massacres? CHRIS ELZINGA if it bleeds, it leads SIMON MAGUS if rich white people are killed, it makes the news KAREN The amount of bullets discharged by police in this country compared to others is astonishing KAREN @simon - yeah HEATHER IS MINE, AUSTRALIA, GO AWAY! The massacres that happen DAILY at Planned Parenthood? HEATHER HENDERSON LOL HEATHER HENDERSON your name is awesome HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN There is the Nazi at the Sikh temple HEATHER IS MINE, AUSTRALIA, GO AWAY! I know it is. - Jessye JOE SWAM I don't drink the "Jessye" kool-aid WENDY NO! HEATHER IS MINE, AUSTRALIA, GO AWAY! OH! Did someone mention Kool-aid? KAREN whoa HEATHER IS MINE, AUSTRALIA, GO AWAY! www.dontdrinkthekoolaidpod.com JOSH OBERG the nazi fuck was an atheist that believed in **** i think he dated S.E. Cupp JESSYE LOVES HEATHER Joe drink's my kool-aid all the time. JOSH OBERG *** is censored, that ruined the joke WENDY Go back a few sentences.... was Emery attacked before he was an atheist? KAREN Still, if you want to do self defense, there's plenty of potential in pepper spray or tasers CHRIS ELZINGA fuck *** MOM I like Em better now that he's an atheist. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Hate guns, was pistol whipped at hotel I worked at. CHRIS ELZINGA that's funny JESSYE LOVES HEATHER Emery was never attacked, he just likes the attention. CHRIS ELZINGA I went to college too! CHRIS ELZINGA wow JOSH OBERG why is *** censored? JESSYE LOVES HEATHER -Because its funny\ HENDERSON #1 FAN FROM AUSTRALIA lesbians believe in *** cos *** is a lesbian JOSH OBERG cock shit fuck *** HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Why not! JESSYE LOVES HEATHER *it's HEATHER HENDERSON Josh...read the rules below the chat. JOSH OBERG damn, just saw that CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD FAKE NAME Would the Tulsa Skull Swingers ever be asked to perform for the Ardent Atheist? JESSYE LOVES HEATHER The kinsey report wasn't entirely objective. KAREN objectophelia KKK DELANEY Family members, animals, children. CHRIS ELZINGA can you type yahwah? CHRIS ELZINGA i guess so! JESSYE LOVES HEATHER *Yahweh JOE SWAM Married to the Eiffel Tower: http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/married-to-the-eiffel-tower/ JOE SWAM Sitting on the fence? Agnostic DON DENATALE Excellent, Joe! TRUMAN BANCO But who gets the kids when you divorce? You or the Tower? JESSYE LOVES HEATHER Are we getting extra free time with them? SIMON MAGUS The Statue of Liberty is hot...I want to marry her KAREN There was a woman on Boston Legal who left Jerry because she was in love with an iPhone CHRIS ELZINGA what are you talking aboot? CHRIS ELZINGA (fucking canadian accent) JESSYE LOVES HEATHER dammit CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD FAKE NAME Gay divorce court would be awesome CHRIS ELZINGA awwww JESSYE LOVES HEATHER alright, fuckers, it's been real HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN cuntent JESSYE LOVES HEATHER Love you heather JESSYE LOVES HEATHER Love you, Joe CHRIS ELZINGA thanks for the show kids! WENDY I get the whole show! I sent in the $10. JOE SWAM Love you, too HEATHER HENDERSON hahahaaaa! TRUMAN BANCO Keep up the fine work, friends. Lookin' forward to the Premium Cuntent. WENDY Love, Love, Love! CHRIS ELZINGA joe! WENDY It's always real quiet when the show is over :-( DON DENATALE Good show. HEATHER HENDERSON awwwww HEATHER HENDERSON we're still talking in the studio WENDY xoxoxo HEATHER HENDERSON you should be here Wendy! MOM Good night, Joseph, Wendy, Cameron, Don, Jessee, Heather and everyone else. TRUMAN BANCO Night, Dar! CHRIS ELZINGA good night john boy WENDY Next week! Good night everybunny. DON DENATALE 'night Mom! SIMON MAGUS good night MOM night, t JOE SWAM Great show! Thanks for chatting everyone. I'll post the "Show Notes' on the Tumblr page tomorrow. Good Night all! MOM Night Truman WENDY Thanks Joe. MOM great show DON DENATALE Got the reference, Chris. JOE SWAM Night, Dar WENDY BTW - I can hear them talking still. HENDERSON #1 FAN FROM AUSTRALIA I'd pay $990 more for the premio cuntent if you called me a cunty on live radio DON DENATALE 'night Joe. JUSTIN VACULA ty for the show WENDY Oh I get it, it's the next show on New Dissident Radio :-P KRAZY DELANEY Reasons the other chat is better: you can scroll up while people keep chatting, posts can be liked, people's profiles can be linked to, pictures show up, names are consistent, Facebook can be browsed on the same page as the chat. JOE SWAM Peace, Don HEATHER HENDERSON Bye everybunny! DON DENATALE I am outta here! Thanks for the show! WENDY ttyl - <3