CAMERON WINTERS Chat here and stuff or whatever I guess JOE SWAM Hello, everyone! No one. Whoever. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN I'm here. JOE SWAM Hiya, Herby HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Took a nice nap, ready for the show! ANGELIQUE Hi Cameron, Joe, Herby! How's it going? JOE SWAM It's good to be rested. I often have to do the same. JOE SWAM Hi, Angelique TOBY RATCLIFFE Yay, I made it back this week. The key is sending my family to bed early. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Hello Ang ALLISON Hey everyone! ANGELIQUE Hey! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Glad to have you back, Toby HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN My favorite Elvis Costello song, Hello allison. TOBY RATCLIFFE I spend my work week in a chapel environment. I use this show to stay level headed. ANGELIQUE Mine is the one about the bugs taking over ALLISON thanks herby! I like the song, too. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN HEATHER THEBIGH HENDERSON HiHiHiiii ANGELIQUE Heeeeyyyyyy HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN HEATHER!!! ALLISON hi heather! JENNIFER JONES Hidilly ho campers! ALLISON watched a nat geo doc on gitmo today. holy hell. JOE SWAM JEN! JENNIFER JONES JOE! WENDY +/- Here I am! Hello everybody :-) DANIELLE LUCAS Hi! WENDY +/- Hi Danielle! How are you feeling today? HEATHER THEBIGH HENDERSON Wendyyyyy WENDY +/- Hi Heather! WENDY +/- Hi Joe, Jennifer! JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Hi, Wendy, Danielle, Allison, Toby...anyone else I may have missed. DANIELLE LUCAS Much better! Thanks! ALLISON hi! JENNIFER JONES Hey Wendy! JENNIFER JONES Hi Allison! WENDY +/- Glad to hear it, Danielle! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Great Lee Camp rant, as usual. PHIL KENT AKA @SKEPTIMITE Are we there yet? JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Howdy, Phil. We're close. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Is that Emery? ANGELIQUE Yippee indeed! ALLISON woohoo! WENDY +/- That music makes me happy :-) DANIELLE LUCAS Thanks Wendy! How are you? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN MOON!!! Big fan of your dad. DANIELLE LUCAS Me too. WENDY +/- Very well. Had a great day! JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM I like how she says Swam ALLISON i really need to subscribe. WENDY +/- How do you say swam, Joe? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN It's worth it WENDY +/- Oh yes! Subscribe! SIMON MAGUS Arrrr! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day JENNIFER JONES Mmm Nutter Butter JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Just like the past tense of swim. She gives it a little pazzazz JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM pazzazz? CHRIS ELZINGA nuter who? JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM https://twitter.com/dustin_kaufman HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Yech! SJ4 Do I get to listen to premium live? WENDY +/- She has truckloads of pizzazz :-) SIMON MAGUS no TOBY RATCLIFFE negative SJ4 ? WENDY +/- Yay! JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM http://chicagophoenix.com/2012/09/18/chick-fil-a-agrees-to-end-anti-gay-donations-mandates-equal-treatment-of-gays/ KYLE It's amazing how well they pull off the cuntent at the same time every time. WENDY +/- Ohhhh - I am too gullible. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN That's what I said. DANIELLE LUCAS Yeah, that's bullshit ANGELIQUE They're backpedaling just like the Komen foundation KYLE I've never eaten at Chick Fil-A. DANIELLE LUCAS Yep. WENDY +/- I have never had food there, either. JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM http://www.forbes.com/sites/meghancasserly/2012/09/19/chick-fil-a-change-of-heart-on-lgbt-community/ KYLE I wonder how many customers they actually lost by being anti-gay. ANGELIQUE Just soak your chicken in pickle juice then fry it in peanut oil PHIL KENT AKA @SKEPTIMITE I want to go to America just so I can boycot Chick fil-a DANIELLE LUCAS They have them down here. Not as fantastic as everyone seems to think. CHRIS ELZINGA here we go again KYLE They don't have them where I live. SIMON MAGUS I wonder if they had a net increase or decrease in business due to the anti-gay stance? JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Isn't it a good thing that they have done this? Even if it's not "sincere"...like we could possibly know that. TOBY RATCLIFFE I like the waffle fries, but would eat the soggy Arby's waffle fries before I went back to CFA. PHIL KENT AKA @SKEPTIMITE oh shit my phone is ringing! ALLISON i see it as a good thing. SIMON MAGUS I agree, Joe ANGELIQUE I don't think they really had any change either way WENDY +/- LOL! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN They are good sandwhich, but I refuse to ever eat there again (personal choice). But you can make your own. http://www.fromaway.com/cooking/chick-fil-a-copycat-chicken-sandwiches HEATHER HENDERSON That's funny Phil ALLISON it means they think it's important to at least "appear" inclusive HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN No more In-N-Out for me either. ALLISON other businesses will think twice about taking anti-gay stances JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Thanks, Herby. I don't eat there either, and I decided that long ago. KYLE I'm with you, Herb. SIMON MAGUS Chick Fellate ANGELIQUE that's not the real recipe, though HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Also I'm vegan SJ4 Dick tater ANGELIQUE but either way ANGELIQUE its a chicken sandwich SIMON MAGUS we don't have In-N-Out here in Kentucky...we do have Chick-Fil-A, though JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Ashley's website: http://ashleyaustinmorris.tv/ JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Adam's website: http://www.ammoandpussy.com/ KYLE How would you eat at Chick Fil-A if you're vegan, Herb? PHIL KENT AKA @SKEPTIMITE Can I get a footlong fellate? Oh wait... JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Dustin's website: http://www.dustinkaufman.com/ ALLISON they have good fries TOBY RATCLIFFE I have ate at an In-N-Out as well. Fries are just plain awful. JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Ashley on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshAustinMorris SIMON MAGUS agree Toby...burgers are decent, though TOBY RATCLIFFE floppy fries, unless you get them well done, and then they are dry WENDY +/- In-N-Out fries never make it home if I'm the one making the run. JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM Ammo and Pussy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ammoandpussy KYLE Love the background on Ashley's site. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Had them before I became vegan (They're all over Florida). Now I use the copycat recipe with Tofu or Seitan HEATHER HENDERSON Me too Kyle! KYLE Smoking hot. JOE "ATHEIST PI-E²" SWAM I agree, Kyle SJ4 Tofu or satan? KYLE Heather, you should make out with her. TOBY RATCLIFFE KFC loves the gays. PHIL KENT AKA @SKEPTIMITE *** hates tofu HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Seitan JENNIFER JONES I don't appreciate anyone who doesn't appreciate sodomy. CHRIS ELZINGA the gays like the chicken HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN I thought they like the beef JOE SWAM I feel appreciated right now JENNIFER JONES luv ya Joe JENNIFER JONES the BLT community KYLE Jennifer, you're a sodomy fan? JENNIFER JONES of course SIMON MAGUS Chick-Fil-A has a sign with a cow holding a sign that says "Eat moar chicken". Someone should change the sign the cow is holding to read "Eat moar cock" WENDY +/- I have the same problem with Chez Target. I haven't shopped there for years - and I used to love it. HEATHER SODOMIZER HENDERSON I do Kyle. KYLE You do what? DANIELLE LUCAS Simon...you would be happy to know that happened at a location near me. SIMON MAGUS awesome JOE SWAM Didn't we all protest Chick-Fil-A to get them to stop supporting anti-gay groups? Now that they have, it's not good enough? HEATHER SODOMIZER HENDERSON like sodomy Kyle ALLISON one chick-fil-a in my town (at the mall). After the anti-gay news, they started a stand nearby giving free samples and brochures. KYLE Sodomy party! DANIELLE LUCAS We had people making out in front of ours. JENNIFER JONES w00t! ANGELIQUE A lot of gay folks here in my area actually went there in support of them ANGELIQUE stood in line for an hour or more PHIL KENT Heather Chickderson? ALLISON my gay uncle went there a few days after the news, not knowing, and posted about it on facebook. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Sodomy song from Meet the Feebles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw WENDY +/- funnel cake - drool. JENNIFER JONES Thanks Herby! ANGELIQUE mmmmmm hmmmmm SIMON MAGUS If you haven't seen it, check out the "Chow Down (at Chick-Fil-A)" song on Youtube ANGELIQUE I love that video RICK MC J I'd love to make out in a Chick-felat8r restaurant... HEATHER CFL GOES THROUGH ME HENDERSON german shepherds, huh SIMON MAGUS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO-msplukrw PHIL KENT Do the sammiches come with santorum sauce? DATAWHORE Its pronounced phillip j fry DANIELLE LUCAS Chick-Fil-A requirements for a franchise owner are pretty strict and very jesusy JOE SWAM https://gumroad.com/emeryemery CHRIS ELZINGA ad time ST.FUAL Curious - in the US do you have church sponsored shopping malls ? Starting to see the "new weird chirches" as big investors in Malls in Singapore. I boycott malls that opnely advertise they have the church as a major investor . JOE SWAM FORWARD SPLASH!! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN 5***** ALLISON every mall around my parts is owned by simmons HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN O should be for Oral rapist TOBY RATCLIFFE st fual - I haven't seen it yet. I am currently in the bible belt. RICK MC J Churches are buying anchor slots at strip malls everywhere... KYLE Is oral rape real? ALLISON or simon rather, sorry DANIELLE LUCAS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_Creek_Center SJ4 Legitamate HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Ask Todd Akin HEATHER CFL GOES THROUGH ME HENDERSON St Fual...is it saint or seargent? JENNIFER JONES It can be Kyle PHIL KENT only if it is legitimate Kyle KYLE Hard to imagine. JOE SWAM I'm hard imagining it. JENNIFER JONES I'll let you try it out on me if ya want JENNIFER JONES LOL JENNIFER JONES Joe! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Oooh ANGELIQUE hot KYLE So gonna take you up on that. SJ4 I have a mechanism in my throat that shuts down the pregnancy ST.FUAL Patron saint of salespeople Shut the fuck up and listen JENNIFER JONES HEATHER CFL GOES THROUGH ME HENDERSON She's pretty folks! CHRIS ELZINGA Prior! JENNIFER JONES Someone fuck her! SIMON MAGUS Eddie who? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Redd Foxx KYLE I was imagining a guy assailing a woman's vagina with his tongue. SIMON MAGUS Carrot Top WENDY +/- Los Feliz is where CFI is. JENNIFER JONES We could do that Kyle KYLE But I guess it makes more sense for him to just shove his dick down her throat. JOE SWAM Eddie Gorodetsky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Gorodetsky JENNIFER JONES Yes, that's more familiar to me KYLE Don't know which way is better. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Henny Youngman CHRIS ELZINGA name droper WENDY +/- I found them all on Google. ANGELIQUE Can't you do both? JENNIFER JONES 69 WENDY +/- I loved Emery before I found that out, though. DANIELLE LUCAS I know it's an old point but... Chick-fil-A requires an initial financial commitment of $5,000 from franchisees, who are chosen based on how they fit with the moral, ethical and religious beliefs of the company's owners. http://smallbusiness.chron.com/approved-open-chickfila-11450.html JOE SWAM It's not an either/or kinda deal necessarily, Kyle. KYLE As long as it's still rape, sure. RICK MC J O-rape. Yes. Cops did a hazing thing some years ago. Rookie got a BJ blindfolded. Shot himself in the head after he found out it was a guy. HEATHER CFL GOES THROUGH ME HENDERSON st fual how do you pronounce your name? KYLE Stfu Al? DANIELLE LUCAS Woot! Big Bang Theory CHRIS ELZINGA milllions? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN You are crazy! ST.FUAL Saint Fool WENDY +/- Ancient Aliens. DANIELLE LUCAS I'm with Adam on this one. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Saw a couple with Ashton, Sucks. But then the show sucked for the last year. WENDY +/- Castle.... WENDY +/- I love such crap on TV. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!! JOE SWAM I love Breaking Bad. My favorite show on TV followed by The Walking Dead. SIMON MAGUS They have the internet on computers now? SCOTT FITZGERALD BlueIce JENNIFER JONES Doctor Who so much, Herby WENDY +/- TORCHWOOD :-) HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Breaking Bad is great. DANIELLE LUCAS Walking Dead is fucking awesome and Dexter KYLE Game of Thrones? ANGELIQUE Sons of Anarchy and Sunny TOBY RATCLIFFE Here comes honey booboo CHRIS ELZINGA Honey Boo Boo? PHIL KENT Dexter ftw JENNIFER JONES Torchwood yeah! JENNIFER JONES Game of Thrones is amazing Kyle AARON HOOVER Cant listen tonight but I look forward to the download tomorrow! DANIELLE LUCAS The new "Copper" on BBCA is pretty good. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Torchwood, great spin-off from DOCTOR WHO!!!!!! ANGELIQUE oh lord not Honey Boo Boo; they live near my parents DANIELLE LUCAS I second ... Game of Thrones is amazing. ALLISON that show is just sad ANGELIQUE a real life encounter is inevitable SCOTT FITZGERALD captain jack harkness KYLE A lot of good stuff on HBO. WENDY +/- Children of Earth made me cry. CHRIS ELZINGA mmm baby boo byy WENDY +/- Miracle Day was amazing. CHRIS ELZINGA boo JOE SWAM I miss the Green Room with Paul Provenza. That was great. CHRIS ELZINGA me too joe SJ4 Fucking believer! KYLE Anybody like True Blood? JENNIFER JONES I love that voice! DANIELLE LUCAS I was just saying to my husband yesterday that I missed the Green Room SO much! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Character is coming back for 50th anniversary, but John Barrowman not playing him. TOBY RATCLIFFE pick and chooser KYLE Insert missionary position joke. SCOTT FITZGERALD BBC Being Human anyone? WENDY +/- OH NO! John Barrowman was awesome. JOE SWAM "Weird" interpretation could apply to the good stuff, also...right? JENNIFER JONES Every morning? Way to start off the day.... SJ4 I think she's describing church HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN He aged a bit, and he is going to be a regular on Arrow RICK MC J Harkness w/o Barrowman = crap SIMON MAGUS I read Playboy every morning. Well, the pictures anyway WENDY +/- Rick: I can't even imagine. KYLE Context! JOE SWAM Maybe she views it as torture porn...hence the early morning reading DANIELLE LUCAS It's a big long telephone game! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN In Moffat I trust CHRIS ELZINGA by like 30 different people JOE SWAM Cuntext, Kyle SJ4 Hoes that working? JENNIFER JONES Mmm, torture porn WENDY +/- Marty's is very strange. KYLE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! mmmm SIMON MAGUS Here's a question: why don't Christians pray for Satan? ALLISON lost cause SJ4 Seitan? ALLISON lol SCOTT FITZGERALD 40 different authors interpretations in 3 languages KYLE Oh my *** I wanna be in an atheist choir. ALLISON but what would you sing? SIMON MAGUS Rush songs? KYLE I've auditioned into the top choirs at four different colleges. DANIELLE LUCAS Steel Panther ANGELIQUE Journey KYLE Sick of all the religious songs. SCOTT FITZGERALD The Pope Song my Tim minchin JOE SWAM Emery has a black guy? ALLISON haha HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Wrote a porn parody long time ago. "Debbie Does Dawn Of The Dead" tag line was Can she eat them before they eat her SIMON MAGUS The Pope Song sung by a choir would rock! RICK MC J Shelly Segal is here tomorrow night -- all night. Happy dance! MOM Hello DANIELLE LUCAS YES! All Tim Minchin songs WENDY +/- www.cfiwest.org CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! Hey Mom! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Hey Mom PHIL KENT love Shelly KYLE Center for Inchoiry. ANGELIQUE Hi! JOE SWAM http://www.cfiwest.org/groups/voicesofreason.htm KYLE Imagine? WENDY +/- LOL! SCOTT FITZGERALD Holly Diver Dio HEATHER CFL GOES THROUGH ME HENDERSON I'd love to do imagine. We did it for the NoGodBand ANGELIQUE they could do "Do Stop Believin" ALLISON can't sing, but i could play musical accompaniment HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN What If No One's Watching STEW lol CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! mediocre grace? PHIL KENT *waves* KYLE I freaking hate Amazing Grace. HEATHER CFL GOES THROUGH ME HENDERSON I freekin hate Amazing Grace too MOM I'm in bed from surgery but my ears still work. ANGELIQUE Amazing Space, and sing about celestial bodies DANIELLE LUCAS Seriously CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! You're mom's here too! JOE SWAM I've given up already. SIMON MAGUS Ask her if she has ever prayed for Satan to find *** HEATHER AMAZING GRACE HATER HENDERSON Joe, you really do a great job. WENDY +/- The first time I ever heard Amazing Grace, it was on a Rod Stewart album. I overheard my daughter tell her friends that I thought Rod Stewart wrote it. SIMON MAGUS lol CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! Hope all's OK with you Dar JOE SWAM Thanks. Adam makes it fun. KYLE Don't even know who Rod Stewart is. MOM Going great WENDY +/- Gustatory Jews. JOE SWAM Hi, Mom HEATHER AMAZING GRACE HATER HENDERSON Mom! DANIELLE LUCAS Adam always makes me giggle. MOM Hi, Joe. MARK NOWITZKY Jews for Bacon ST.FUAL Can you be an Atheist Jew ? Is jew a race or religion ? HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Story goes Slave Trader saw slaves on his boat praying, he turned the boat around freed the slaves and wrote the song. Sounds like bullshit. BJ KRAMER HEY WHERE ALL DA WHITE WOMEN AT? SIMON MAGUS Rod Stewart is a popular 60s/70s/80s rock/pop star JOE SWAM http://www.jewfaq.org/barmitz.htm CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! ba-dum WENDY +/- http://www.rodstewart.com/ MOM Hello, Heather, my honey. KYLE St. Fuel, the question has been asked so many times. ALLISON there are atheist jews, they see it as a ethnicity JOE SWAM Hi, BJ DANIELLE LUCAS David Cross says he's an atheist jew SCOTT FITZGERALD what would jews without a guilty conscious be? BJ KRAMER I'm an atheist Jew. Well, I was. I mean I AM an atheist. Oh fuck it. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! Red Foxx? PHIL KENT I never saw the 60's. I am not convinced it ever really happened SJ4 I miss my foreskin SIMON MAGUS Is Jon Stewart an atheist? WENDY +/- I am an atheist, but I am one of the ones who considers myself ethnically Jewish. HEATHER AMAZING GRACE HATER HENDERSON I miss your foreskin JOE SWAM http://www.comedypro.com/fonseca/ MARK NOWITZKY Jews for Foreskins PHIL KENT SJ4, the rabbi didn't KYLE I'm glad I still have my foreskin. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Born and raised Jewish, but call myself a Zen Atheist. KYLE So far so good. WENDY +/- I argued with my daughter when I found out she was pregnant and the baby was going to be a boy. DANIELLE LUCAS simon: http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2012/05/03/thomas-jefferson-was-not-an-atheist-neither-is-jon-stewart/ SIMON MAGUS I still have my foreskin. I keep it in a jar by my bed SJ4 I want it back in an amber amulet to wear on a chain WENDY +/- OH Simon! JOE SWAM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond#Sex_Tape SJ4 He said tools HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Still say the moil took off too much. ALLISON some men actually go through a "restoration" process MARK NOWITZKY I was raised Lutheran, yet I my foreskin was "Lorena Bobbitted" as a child anyway. KYLE Wendy, so did she get the circumcision? DANIELLE LUCAS Sorry Joe...that's one I'm not clicking...He grosses me out. KYLE Fuck her if she did. SCOTT FITZGERALD Orthodox Jews are crazy, Conservative Jews are lapsed and Reformed Jews are Atheist. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! ooops JOE SWAM I don't blame you, Danielle. I post...you decide. JOE SWAM http://blackatheistsofamerica.org/ DANIELLE LUCAS MARK NOWITZKY Lovely, hellbound human beings. SIMON MAGUS I was reading something yesterday about males who are born without a penis...no genitals at all, it's just smooth down there. SCOTT FITZGERALD Ken? RICK MC J Of course, she didn't. The baby might have... WENDY +/- no penis? JOE SWAM Of course...there are no sensitive atheists. KYLE Really think infant circumcision should be illegal. ALLISON slowly talking my best friend, who is black, into giving up **** One convo at a time. BJ KRAMER Scott, technically conservative judaism was a reaction to the perceived over-reach of Reform judaism. So 'lapsed' doesn't really work. PHIL KENT Simon, were the genitals internal? CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! I LOVE santa! SIMON MAGUS no, they just never developed PHIL KENT agreed Kyle DANIELLE LUCAS Mormons absolutely believe Atheists are evil. MARK NOWITZKY At least Santa brings you things. PHIL KENT fuck friggin SIMON MAGUS it's a very rare conditiion ANGELIQUE Yeah, but they're mormons. MSG is evil. MOM It's cool to be a christian. The christians are going to trying to give us Ritt Momney. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! frick'n feek DANIELLE LUCAS I think my family would probably prefer I were gay than Atheist. MARK NOWITZKY frick'n fil a HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN "A Boy Without a Winkie" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x98cE4QCrlk WENDY +/- It was all over facebook this morning. KYLE Fucking and friggin' are for different cuntexts. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! fuck yes... piss me off JOE SWAM http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/17/brandi-and-russel-bellew-lose-children-after-faith-healing_n_1432922.html CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! want to punch the fuckers in the face HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Saw it, pissed me off too DANIELLE LUCAS I was just reading this a couple minutes ago! http://abcnews.go.com/US/oregon-faith-healer-parents-probation-sons-death/story?id=17273845 MARK NOWITZKY they used religion... the "get out of jail free" card PHIL KENT fuckers need to be jailed SIMON MAGUS my sister just had her appendix taken out SCOTT FITZGERALD BJ Kram... It was hyperbole DANIELLE LUCAS Probation for what should be murder. WENDY +/- But the social worker thinks it's OK to let the rest of the children, the boy's sisters and brothers, go back into the home. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! mmmmmm WENDY +/- Dumb. SJ4 The power of Christ compells you ANGELIQUE Illness is a sign of spiritual weakness DANIELLE LUCAS Even if you believe in a magical bearded dude in a sky robe, why wouldn't you believe that he gave you the means (medicine, doctors) to heal you HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Dumber fuckers MARK NOWITZKY Wendy, maybe the social worker should make sure the children are armed. WENDY +/- Mark: I agree. DANIELLE LUCAS *** didn't invent cars...do they walk everywhere? ST.FUAL @heather http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-09-03/singapore-mega-church-faithful-invest-in-malls-southeast-asia HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Unreal MARK NOWITZKY "500 kids sired" lol DANIELLE LUCAS didn't invent clothes...I see they are wearing them. DANIELLE LUCAS fucking pieces of shit SCOTT FITZGERALD what happened to manslater, dont we uses that charge anymore? KYLE The devil invented clothes. ANGELIQUE Its like that case what, 3 years ago, where the epileptic or diabetic girl died because they were using prayer instead of medicine? JOE SWAM They did force their beliefs on their children. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! no freedom when it comes to innocent kids!!! PHIL KENT *** didnt event doctors HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Parents forced their belief on the child MARK NOWITZKY or the jokes sucked DANIELLE LUCAS kyle: ah...you're right CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! burn HEATHER SHOUD I BE BLUNT HENDERSON We got a christian!!!! TOBY RATCLIFFE As a parent it is your responsibility to keep your children safe. If your freedom puts your child in harms way, they should be removed from the home. ALLISON Her name was Madeline Neuman, Angelique. JOE SWAM http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Ruptured+appendix PHIL KENT A christian that doesnt judge people? I call bullshit ANGELIQUE Thank you, Allison, I was going nuts trying to remember HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN "They're Not Really Christians!" Bullshit! ALLISON Just heard about her the other day for the first time when I went to see JT Eberhard speak ST.FUAL The core question is to what extent do you have the right to fuck your kids life up ? TOBY RATCLIFFE When I was 16 I thought I was going to wait until marriage to have sex. DANIELLE LUCAS Exactly. If you are an adult making your own dumb religious decisions...please, by all means don't go to doctors! KYLE Why, Toby? JOE SWAM Yikes!! Don't say the "E" word. WENDY +/- Spirituality is the recent euphemism for religious. WENDY +/- *spiritual. TOBY RATCLIFFE I was a Christian. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! Religion exists.. you should believe in it JOE SWAM Pickin' and grinnin'? KYLE The E word? KYLE E-meter? JOE SWAM evolve ALLISON e-tard MARK NOWITZKY some people try to use the word "spiritual" in some non-supernatural way. but whenever i heard it, it means "god" to me. KYLE Ha ha. DANIELLE LUCAS If it isn't about the words...I think I'd be picking another book. WENDY +/- My sister was in a 12 step group, and after a few months began calling herself "spiritual." JOE SWAM Forced white comic SIMON MAGUS saying "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual" is like saying "I'm not stealing, I'm just borrowing without the intention of returning" HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN I meditate on The Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection MARK NOWITZKY simon lol KYLE Nice, Simon. WENDY +/- Simon: right. ALLISON no one has effectively explained spirit to me without it involving supernatural WENDY +/- precisely. ST.FUAL Do the amputee test of the faith healer. Lop his arm of and tell him to fix it. If he can he can fix your kids. KYLE Spirits are supernatural by definition. ANGELIQUE Ask a cheerleader, they can define spirit without supernatural tones MARK NOWITZKY i think a lot of people just regurgitate words they've heard before, without even knowing what they're trying to communicate CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! Zombie Jew SJ4 Hookers! KYLE Ha ha, St. Fual. JOE SWAM That's the problem with believing in something that there is no evidence of. Anyone can co-opt it. SCOTT FITZGERALD No one has an issue if someone raises their children Christian, Muslim, etc. But if someone raises them an open Neo-Nazi people flip out. Isn’t the same thing? ANGELIQUE We got what? What? WENDY +/- But some people don't want to call themselves religious... so they've adopted "spiritual." DANIELLE LUCAS I've been recently meditating on Hitchens' Mortality DANIELLE LUCAS And it IS about the words. HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN I like The Jefferson Bible PHIL KENT praying always felt like talking to myself. Amazing eh? DANIELLE LUCAS I want James Earl Jones to whisper in my ear. MARK NOWITZKY i've heard from a believer stuff like "i'm not religious; you atheists are religious". i don't even know what they're trying to say. SCOTT FITZGERALD I prefer the Adobe Bible KYLE I read about a survey where people were asked what God's voice sounded like to them. KYLE Hey, it wasn't censored. PHIL KENT *** *** *** MARK NOWITZKY god's voice is "solo"... so low you can't hear it KYLE Mark, religious is a dirty word to them for some reason. SIMON MAGUS Kyle, it isn't censored if you put something next to it like an apostrophe JOE SWAM Adam's theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4 HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Read it then think about it. SIMON MAGUS *** **** :god KYLE Periods and comments still leave it censored. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! its my name WENDY +/- Happy New Year! CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! oh. wait JOE SWAM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosh_Hashanah PHIL KENT LOVES HEATHER TOO periods should be cencored for being unclean MARK NOWITZKY Kyle, i even heard a Christian say "i don't care for the term 'Christian' " HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN XD KYLE Ha ha, Mark. KYLE Hate religion, love ****** That sort of thing. SIMON MAGUS I'm a Christian, I just don't care for ***** SIMON MAGUS *Jesus KYLE They don't care for JC? SJ4 )*( KYLE Then how the fuck are they Christians? ANGELIQUE I don't care for lima beans, but to each their own PHIL KENT LOVES HEATHER TOO I''m a Cuntextian I just don''t care for the smell HEATHER SHOULD I BE BLUNT HENDERSON Should Emery and the gang make more of these gumroad things? WENDY +/- That's from Chaos Radio WENDY +/- Yes. JOE SWAM Yes!! DANIELLE LUCAS YES! SIMON MAGUS :-)-B-< PHIL KENT LOVES HEATHER TOO hell yeh STEW Si! KYLE Simon, are those boobs? ANGELIQUE Sure! TOBY RATCLIFFE nice SIMON MAGUS yes STEW lol MARK NOWITZKY well played HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Love it PHIL KENT LOVES THE SMELL REALLY Sounds like Amy from Chasing Amy KYLE You heard 'em. Buy their shit. JOE SWAM Teresa Ganzel: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0304679/ JOE SWAM I like Chasing Amy, a lot. PHIL KENT LOVES THE SMELL REALLY I already gave em $10. Come on! HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN How about just doing a skit from time to time, you can sell the skit for $1 JOE SWAM Joey Lauren Adams was Amy in that flick. ANGELIQUE Joe is on it with these links, son! KYLE Oh she's been in Pixar stuff. PHIL KENT LOVES THE SMELL REALLY I'd buy that for a dollar JOE SWAM I try. DATAWHORE Chaos radio rules ANGELIQUE You achieve! DANIELLE LUCAS Adam's Kirk Cameron bits make me laugh every single time... HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Sick and vile! And sooo funny MARK NOWITZKY some girl on big bang theory has my last name PHIL KENT LOVES JOE SWAM my pants have residuals MARK NOWITZKY phil lol KYLE Howard Wolowitz? JOE SWAM Ashley (IMDb) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3261044/ JOE SWAM Nice Phil HEATHER BIG BANG HENDERSON Well donate so we can record this crap and donate so we can add cameras to this shindig. WENDY +/- Cameras would be fun! MARK NOWITZKY that's like giving a waitress a 2-cent tip under a glass of water DANIELLE LUCAS I will be subscribing to this and skeptically yours next week when my new debit card comes in. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! sweeet PHIL KENT LOVES RESIDUALS Ashely is hot DANIELLE LUCAS because I want cameras too! STEW I just subscribed. What do i get? JOE SWAM http://www.maevesresiduals.com/ KYLE You would seriously add cameras, Heather? ANGELIQUE I gotta subscribe to Skeptically Yours HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Full cuntent PHIL KENT LOVES RESIDUALS I spent most of yesterday listening to Skeptically Yours after I got premium. Awesome JOE SWAM http://www.trippinontuesday.com/ HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN I love Ashley's voice HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Mazel Tov WENDY +/- With Ross and Carrie? JOE SWAM https://www.facebook.com/comedyunibrow CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! plug plug plug KYLE If there were cameras we'd be able to tell when they're lying. SIMON MAGUS I was an extra in a St. Louis area Chevrolet commercial once. Some people get 15 minutes of fame, I got 15 seconds WENDY +/- And/or naked. KYLE Yes, Wendy. JOE SWAM I think we just assume they are naked. KYLE We won't have to assume anymore, Joe! DANIELLE LUCAS Horrific JOE SWAM John Mayer Stand Up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEyFxdxpLRo STEW Every time I hear John Mayer come on the radio, I say out loud "fuck you John Mayer". I don't really know why I do that... MARK NOWITZKY "those who can, wrestle. those who can't, do comedy" JOE SWAM You're attracted to him? STEW lol SIMON MAGUS Mayer is an atheist, isn't he? JOE SWAM That's Maher KYLE We'll all be atheists soon enough. DANIELLE LUCAS Stew: Because it's the right thing to do. PHIL KENT LOVES PLUGS one of us, one of us ANGELIQUE he still plays a mean guitar SIMON MAGUS you're thinking of Bill Maher, Joe. WENDY +/- You mean Bill Maher? He is an atheist. KYLE He's carrying stuff on his person. WENDY +/- He made the film, Religulous. JOE SWAM I was making a joke. I knew who we were talking about. PHIL KENT LOVES PLUGS Noooooooooo SIMON MAGUS I know WENDY +/- I would have thought so. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! but!!! SIMON MAGUS Wendy, I was talking about John Maher MARK NOWITZKY "moron"? JOE SWAM My jokes often don't work. I'm working on it. WENDY +/- Bye bye everybunny :-) PHIL KENT LOVES PLUGS Jeez the hour goes quick DANIELLE LUCAS Bye all. See you for the full 90 minutes next week! CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! fun time guys SIMON MAGUS good show, guys ALLISON yes, it went by too quick WENDY +/- And then it's sooo quiet after. KYLE Bye Danielle. STEW bye everybody! ANGELIQUE Great show! SJ4 Out ANGELIQUE bye everyone! PHIL KENT LOVES EVERYBUNNY bye yáll MARK NOWITZKY ciao! SCOTT FITZGERALD great one ALLISON bye everyone! HEATHER BIG BANG HENDERSON Hey! Thanks everybunny JOE SWAM Excellent show guys! Thanks for chatting everyone. I'll post the "Notes" later on tonight or early tomorrow. CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! nite nite HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Shows over, looking forward to Cuntent. And happy 5773 STEW *** bless! STEW loljk WENDY +/- Thanks Joe! JOE SWAM Cameron "I HAD dry mouth" Winters CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! bad ramp MOM Good night all. DANIELLE LUCAS Joe: Where do you post the notes? MARK NOWITZKY herby, who doesn't HEATHER BIG BANG HENDERSON See ya later Wendy! CHRIS DA ZINGAMAN! nite DAr WENDY +/- Love you, Heather! JOE SWAM On the Ardent Atheist Tumblr page. JOE SWAM I post the link to that on the Ardent Atheist FB page. DANIELLE LUCAS Awesome. Thanks and bye! JOE SWAM You're welcome. Peace. WENDY +/- And it's a good thing you do, Joe. <3 HEATHER BIG BANG HENDERSON Love you Wendy, Love you Joe, love you Johnboy! WENDY +/- Night Night, John Boy! KYLE Love you, Heather. JOE SWAM I like to think it adds something for the time shifted listeners. JOE SWAM Love you too, Heather HEATHER BIG BANG HENDERSON Love you Kyle KYLE I told you she loves me. HEATHER BIG BANG HENDERSON ~ HERBY (ZENATHEIST) RAGAN Lucky Kyle PHIL KENT LOVES EVERYBUNNY boom KYLE Is that ~ supposed to be drool or something? HEATHER BIG BANG HENDERSON it's a tongue HEATHER BIG BANG HENDERSON KYLE Sweet. KYLE With cum on it, right? KYLE Okay, guess everyone's gone. Bye. ADAM thank you danielle you are a very nice lady